We are proud to announce a new service for the members of the BOOMBUSTER Community.
The BOOMBUSTER’S MEAT MARKET, and the BOOMBUSTER’S BRANDING SERVICE.
The BOOMBUSTER’S MEAT MARKET will advise as to when the freshest/choicest cuts from the latest kills are available.
Right from our butcher’s benches to you. Our meats are so fresh that you can still hear them bellowing (about losing
their imaginary gains)! This service is actually the sell signal for the stocks we have chosen to brand.
Our BRANDING SERVICE locates the trenderest, tastiest, young Wildebeests for our exclusive clientele. While the Wildebeest
are still stunned from earlier losses, we scientifically select the "bait" which has the most potential to deliver tomorrow’s
best cuts of Wildebeest.
Some of the characteristics used in our selection process are:
Great story potential!
Noticeable price fluctuations! Wall Street is painting the picture (wiggling the bait).
These conditions almost guarantee that the Media will assist Wall Street in attracting our prey! Simple need, fear, and
greed will do the rest. Thanks to the very dramatic presentation of everything and anything by the media, the bait will be
properly placed in front of the Wildebeest. The video below will help to explain Wall Street’s role in herding the Wildebeest
to their financial slaughter.
The main test WILDEBEEST trackers use is to observe how BEWILDERED the Wildebeests look. These Wildebeests need to be advised
by the local Wildebeest Shepherd (Financial Planner/Broker) , or the media (Ministry Of Truth). To them, a Bewildered Wildebeest
is always a good pick for an easy meal!
The BOOMBUSTER’S BRANDING SERVICE trackers are the best on the Investment Serengeti at identifying what the Wildebeest
are currently grazing upon (valuing). Proper Bait selection is everything!
The BOOMBUSTER'S hunters know just when the Wildebeest are their tastiest ( current price movement is probably ending).
Timing is everything!
Let the BOOMBUSTER’S assist in keeping your freezer full of Wildebeest (PROFITS).
We are currently convassing the members of the BOOMBUSTER Community for some good ideas on how to makes additional profits
from branding Wildebeest. If one carefully observes Wildebeest in their watering holes (shopping centers/malls), one notices
that Wildebeest will pay extra to wear other’s brands on their clothes, and bodies (tattoos).
It seems reasonable that there is a way to convince these Wildebeests to pay us for the privilege of wearing the BOOMBUSTER
brand. This would allow us to employ more trackers, and reduce the traffic congestion in the shopping centers/malls. Broke
Wildebeests can’t hang out at the watering holes.
Perhaps we can get Al Gore to con some subsidies out of the Fed for us. After all, Wildebeest will pay for anything, especially
if it sounds official!
Just how does something become Offical? Edward Bernays prefected the techniques for